I am in love with my newly self-appointed assistant. She refuses to stay in her defined space for an extended amount of time and feels the uncontrolable need to invade mine at every available opportunity. My work processing time has slowed and I’m constantly scanning the area to make sure that my cell phone and beverages are well out of her reach. Even as I type this, she is sitting in my lap gnawing her fingers, snuggling her little warm body into mine, and probably working on another wet diaper. We don’t have coffee breaks in this house, we have diaper breaks.
I wouldn’t change it for the world. Some say she’s spoiled in as much as she desires attention and being held. I say “Bite Me”.