I just realized I might as well give up the hopes of my new CK Jeans ever being loose….. The day after Thanksgiving we’re having a Notta Thanksgiving Dinner out at one of the local Japanese Steakhouses, and that same afternoon I’m meeting Kristina (who’s in from Savannah) for lunch.

I wonder if they offer discounts for liposuction for dates booked during the holidays? Or if they offer group rates, I know I have a few girlfriends I could talk into it…… Or maybe if I booked the lipsuction now…. and then paid for my boob job a couple of years in advance?