How bad is it that when you walk into the bridal boutique, they know you by name?
Then they ask you if you are the bride or a bridemaid, this time.

Becky is finally getting married. I issued a “threat” to my crew from academy at Christmas. It basically went along the lines of that someone else besides myself had to either get engaged or married in the next few years. It progressed into a bet that I’d probably end up divorced and re-married before the rest of them were hitched. As of right now, out of the seven, there are three of us who are married, one engaged, and the rest are single (well, one is a lesbian).

“It dosen’t matter what color the dresses are, I’ll dye my hair to cordinate if I have to.”

A redhead wearing red, it’s not always the best color combination.