What’s wrong with this?

I find my dog… but it’s in North Dakota. The breeder offers shipping, but dammit I refuse to ship an animal. I’m sure it’s safe, but that just sounds inhumane. I hate North Dakota. I refuse to drive there and it would be insane to fly up, get the puppy, and fly back. Arrgh. Dammit all to hell. Why does it have to be North Dakota. Only good thing about that place is it’s near Minnesota, which has the Mall of America.

I just have major doubts about the animals comfort during a “shipping”.