• You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.
  • You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell “y’all”
  • You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again.
  • Every town in East Tennesse has a “strip” and they’re not particularly safe to be in at night.
  • Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent.
  • Gatlinburg does have an “L” in it and it should be pronounced.
  • Sales tax is 9.5%.
  • You don’t drive in Knoxville on game-day. EVER.