• You prononce “Bowie” BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie
  • 1 hour is an easy commute to work
  • You have more than three recipies for crabcakes
  • You refer to your state as “Merlind”
  • Your mother shops at Hecht’s
  • You can tell the difference between the smells of septic and marsh.
  • You think of dumplings as wet slippery squares of boiled dough.
  • You think of “Dairy Queen” as a pageant title and not a place to get an ice cream.
  • You still root for the Orioles even when they suck
  • You’ll never understand why tourists come to DC.
  • When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying “Real Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!”
  • You color with “Crowns”, take a “Share” with “Wooter” and think the president lives in “Warshenton.”
  • Your whole family lives within a 200 mile radius of your town.
  • During the summer, you spend more time in Ocean City than at home.
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