Once upon a time I lived where the actual sound of total silence was possible. You didn’t hear the neighbors, the air unit, cars, planes, trains, people, animals, nothing. Just silence. It would roar when I would step out on my patio and look at the night sky, if I strained my ears I could [...]
Hi. I’m a Republican, and I have boobs.
In defense of Meghan McCain, a fellow Republican with boobs. Who found herself chastized by many over posting a picture of herself with cleavage. Stop.The.Press. Republican women have boobs. Yes under those pantsuits and turtlenecks they have boobs.
Meghan McCain – I’m No Slut
Wait… so if they have boobs [...]
I belive everyone has a “Jerry Springer” side. That side that when the right buttons are pushed you come out swinging and pulling the offenders hair extentions before throwing them off the stage and into a putrid pool of rotten eggs.
Being a redhead this side of me wants to come out more often than not. [...]
You know you have made it when Weird Al mentions you in one of his songs, is obviviously outdated.
Nowadays it’s all the rage and you know you have made it when Chia makes a Chia-Chia head in your image; Chia Obama.
The commerical came on in the overnight block on cable last night. I was [...]
I am in love with my newly self-appointed assistant. She refuses to stay in her defined space for an extended amount of time and feels the uncontrolable need to invade mine at every available opportunity. My work processing time has slowed and I’m constantly scanning the area to make sure that my cell phone and [...]
